Dirty Balls? Clean them up.

With Orbit?

Now that would be a hairy or sticky situation, depending on how you looked at it…

Either way, the answer is Axe. These people have made a video so longĀ shocking that it can only be viral.

My advice is to not watch this near children, or your kids will get on the school bus and start talking about clean balls.

-Damnit my rice cakes are stale…

On that note, here’s your video.


Yeah…I know, right?

It was too awesome for me to just throw on facebook. I first had to blog about it for all the world to see, then lazily throw it on facebook via my blog afterwards. Which really sucks of me, mostly because I haven’t blogged in such a long time (sars), anyway…

Well, I actually really hate Axe in general (it makes my sinus cavity bleed), minus the media…So, world, what’s your favorite smell/scent?

Lazy Love.




World’s Best Movie Clip…Ever.

Okay, everyone knows I love the brownies. I mean, I married one, afterall.

A girl looking like me isn’t born with the name Osmani. That’s like if my last name was Chang or Ono, you would obviously question how that came to be.

Or assume that I belonged to the milk man.

At any rate, this video was titled “Very very hilarious”…how could you not watch something like that?

So, here’s the run down. It’s a Bollywood movie. I have no idea what they’re saying, but the bad guy’s evil minions are about to jack up the hero with a heliopter until his side comes in the most action packed sequence ever, and if you roll your eyes at it, then you won’t be alone. I did too, but the ending is so hilarious that I snorkled.

What is your favorite cheesy movie? Mine’s got to be Total Recall.

Screw the Terminator.

That’s right.

I said it.

Blergh, Terminator. If you want to see an awesome Governator movie, watch Total Recall or Kindergarten Cop.