So, I haven’t posted a blog in what seems like months.
I must apologize. I was lost in the wilderness for 13 months, being chased by radioactive bobcats.
Yeah…that excuse didn’t work so well for Hunter S. Thompson either, but it made it into the forward to Screwjack.
I thought, what better way to start off a new blog, (or one that has been gutted and purged) than with Stupid Pet Tricks. Or is it Stupid Human Tricks?
Because I’ll tell you, when I saw this video I thought to myself, I bet this guy is really lonely…He’s got an unnatural relationship with that pooch…why couldn’t he have taught her to do the Hokey Pokey, why such a “handsy” dance?
That poor dog…
She’s dressed like such a slut.
It’s already bad enough she’s a bitch…
Yeah, that last one was pretty cheesy, even for me.
Anyway…what is this blog about? I don’t know, you tell me. It’s about being away from Myspace. About not censoring myself. About sticking it to the man! YEAH! It’s about…
…about dancing dogs?
I never get any comments anyway, so what does it matter?
I ask you, outerspace, what should this “new” (demolished and revamped) blog really be about?
Other than talking to myself and “thinking outloud”. Yeah…right. Notice the quotes? Like I would ever “think”…okay, now I’m air quoting myself, and I should really just be saying bye…